- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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