What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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