How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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