- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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