- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

just in time?

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat