- Anti Joke

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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