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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

How many light bulbs? 1

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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