- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Barack Obama is a good president.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Women's Rights.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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