- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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