- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Albino African Americans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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