yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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Where are you going Your house

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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