- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Bark I'm a tree

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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