- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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