- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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