- Anti Joke

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist