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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What did the old man say? Im old

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.