- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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