Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Women can vote? wtf

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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