A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Mooses

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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Smeg...

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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