Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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