America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Oh, right

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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