Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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alert('The Game')

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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