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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Yo Momma So Fat!

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What do you call an amazing person Good

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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