- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What did the old man say? Im old

I have a really funny joke.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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