Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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A lot eh?

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

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