Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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