Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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A lot eh?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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