- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

I have a really funny joke.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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