- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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TELL

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Obama

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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