Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Long joke Your such a downey

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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