- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

How do you scare a black man? You dont

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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