- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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