- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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