What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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hi mom

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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What did the fish say after he

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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