- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

who do we all like george goodburn

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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