- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Penis

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??