- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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