Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

being sober in a bar fight

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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