- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

I was once a hamster.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

A seal walks into a club.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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