- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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