- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

You know what's natural? Bears.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

What did the snake say to the rat?

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

why was the boy sad? because.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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