What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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A American seeking into mexico

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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whats a joke

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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