- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

where's mom I killed her

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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