What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Women's rights

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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