- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mam is so fat.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Women's Rights

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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