- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

The child was fired from his job.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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