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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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when debbie meets downer

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Racial Equality

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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