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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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