Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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the redsox

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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