Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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