- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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