What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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a black man pays his child support

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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