- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

white or wheat? wheat please.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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