Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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