- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Hi, my name is Jake.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Wolfjob.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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