the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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Two planes walk into an office building

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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