Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

George W. Bush

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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