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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

do you have a wife?

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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