- Anti Joke

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.