You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Drew Knowles is gay

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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