POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

I'm gay.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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