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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time a was born

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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