What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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