What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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