What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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