- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Urban ghettos

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

( . Y . )

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

hear hear

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Where's the soap?

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??