Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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womens rights

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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