Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Ol-ive

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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You will not press the like button.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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