- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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