- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

When you have read this, you've already read it.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Thats what she said

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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