- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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