Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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Where's the soap?

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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