Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Yo mama's fat.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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