Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Anti Joke

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