- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Long joke Your such a downey

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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