- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

How old is your mom Dead

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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