Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

The holocaust

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

WNBA

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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