- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

the lemon was sweet.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Once upon a time

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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